1、对方向你丢了十把刀，你接住了两把，还剩几把？
答：八把（爸爸）
你：答对了，儿子。
You lost ten knives in the opposite direction. You caught two. How many are left?
A: Eight (DAD)
You are right, son.
2、亲爱的，你喜欢玩水吗？
答：喜欢呀。
你：那你洗碗去。
Honey, do you like to play with water?
A: Yes.
You: then you wash the dishes.
3、你想象一下，如果有人要砍你，你会怎么办？
答：当然是跑啊。
你：你傻啊，你停止想象不就行了。
Imagine what you would do if someone wanted to cut you off?
A: running, of course.
You: you e stupid. Just stop imagining.
4、亲爱的，你别生气，我给你学狗叫吧。
答：好呀，好呀，
你：怎么这么乖呀。
Honey, don be angry. Ill learn to bark for you.
A: Yes, yes,
You: Why are you so good.
5、给你变个魔术，让你忘记自己不是猪。
答：我本来就不是猪。
你：你看又忘了吧。
Give you a magic trick, let you forget that you are not a pig.
A: Im not a pig.
You: you forget it again.
6、猫和兔子都被抓了，唯独猪跑掉了，你知道为什么吗？
答：不知道。
你：因为猪跑来听我讲故事了。
And the rabbit were caught, only the pig ran away, do you know why?
A: I don know.
You: because pigs come to listen to me.
7、你有没有发现我很爱你。
答：没有。
你：理解，理解，毕竟父爱无声么。
Did you find that I love you so much.
A: No.
You: understand, understand, after all, father love silent.
8、问你个问题，西游记的猴子叫什么名字？
答：孙悟空。
你：爷爷在此。
Whats the name of the monkey in journey to the west？
A: Monkey King.
You: grandfather is here.
9、一和三的中间是什么？
答：二。
你：睁大眼睛看清楚，明明是和。
Whats in the middle of one and three?
A: two.
You: open your eyes and see clearly, it is and.
10、玩个游戏，你夸我一句，我夸你一句。
答：你真好看。
你：你眼光真好。
Whats in the middle of one and three?
A: two.
You: open your eyes and see clearly, it is and.
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